The titantron fizzles and comes to life, displaying a room with a dark back drop in place with a single light shining against it. After a few seconds, a man walks into the view and stands in the centre of the scene. He is dressed in ring attire (black and yellow trunks, black boots and black and yellow wrist tape) complimented by a black trench coat.
He smirks nonchalantly at the camera before he rubs his perfectly trimmed beard. Then he flaps his trench coat and addresses the camera.
Hardcore Boy: "I can tell.. Yes, I can tell exactly what you're thinking right now. How on earth is his beard trimmed to such perfection! Where did he get his awesome trench coat, which just makes him look like a bona-fide bad-ass? What does he do in the gym to be in the shape he is in right now? Excuse me, but where are my manners? I'm Hardcore Boy, but of course you knew that already."
Amis lets out a short laugh before continuing.
Hardcore Boy: "And I have come to Shadow Wrestling Federation simply because it needs someone like me."
Amis pauses and the laugh disappears from his face.
Hardcore Boy: "Someone who doesn't do drugs."
Another short pause.
Hardcore Boy: "Someone who doesn't smoke!"
Another pause.
Hardcore Boy: "Someone who only drinks when there's a beautiful woman within my vicinity."